Classes for Men at Our Local Learning
Center for Adults
Sign up By November 25th
***Due to the complexity and difficulty of the content, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.***
TOPIC 1 - How to Fill up Ice Cube Trays -Step by step, with slide presentation.
TOPIC 2 - The Toilet Paper Roll: Do They Grow On The Holders?
Round table discussion.
TOPIC 3 - Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat And Avoiding Floors/Walls/Nearby Bathtub? - Group practice.
TOPIC 4 - Fundamental Differences between the Laundry Hamper
and the Floor - Pictures and explanatory graphics.
TOPIC 5 - After Dinner Dishes and Silverware: Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink? - Examples on video.
TOPIC 6 - Loss of Identity: Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other - Support Group
TOPIC 7 - Learning to Find Things, Starting With Looking In
The Right Place Instead Of Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming - Open
TOPIC 8 - Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful to Your Health - Graphics and audio tape.
TOPIC 9 - Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost - Real life testimonials.
TOPIC 10 - Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She
Parallel Parks? - Driving simulation.
TOPIC 11 - Learning to Live: Basic Differences between Your Mother and Your Wife - Role Playing
TOPIC 12 - How to Be the Ideal Shopping Companion - Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
TOPIC 13 - How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going to Be Late - Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
****Upon Completion of the Course Diplomas Will Be Issued To the Survivors.****