TOPIC 2 - The Toilet Paper Roll: Do They Grow On The Holders? Round table discussion.

TOPIC 3 - Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat And Avoiding Floors/Walls/Nearby Bathtub? - Group practice.

TOPIC 4 - Fundamental Differences between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor - Pictures and explanatory graphics.

TOPIC 5 - After Dinner Dishes and Silverware: Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink? - Examples on video.

TOPIC 6 - Loss of Identity: Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other - Support Group

TOPIC 7 - Learning to Find Things, Starting With Looking In The Right Place Instead Of Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming - Open forum.

TOPIC 8 - Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful to Your Health - Graphics and audio tape.

TOPIC 9 - Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost - Real life testimonials.

TOPIC 10 - Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks? - Driving simulation.

TOPIC 11 - Learning to Live: Basic Differences between Your Mother and Your Wife - Role Playing

TOPIC 12 - How to Be the Ideal Shopping Companion - Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

TOPIC 13 - How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going to Be Late - Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.